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The Different Types Of Poop
By Usman Khalid of OBF Pakistan
* Ghost Poop ~~ You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl. * Teflon Coated Poop ~~ Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it! * Bali Belly Poop~~ You poop so much you lose 5 kilos. * Wet Cheeks Poop~~ This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet. * Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) ~~ Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house. * Snake Poop ~~ This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long. * The Frightened Turtle ~~ The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in. * The Toxic Gas Poop~~ The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town. * The Never Ending Poop ~~ It's the poop that keeps running out of your butt like pee, and just when you start wiping your butt your stomach gargles and splash, more poop runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C. * Oh Poop! Poop~~ You poop so much and wipe your butt so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH ****! |
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